Unless it's a big game or big moment (someone making their debut as a rookie or debut for their new team, someone close to a milestone, etc.), I usually just stick to the Cubs. Sometimes I'll watch the last few innings of the Cards games.
That is some hard hitting journalism by the Tribune there. Plus, no one grows a beard like that. That's not a real neckbeard. Orton still had hair on his face with his neckbeard. It's just a beard that extends down the neck. That's how I grow mine too (even though I shaved it recently :()
I actually had no idea Penn State was ranked. From the talk around here, you'd think they were terrible. I wish I could watch that OU-Cincy game tonight. It should be pretty solid (for at least a half or so). Edit: Wow I thought that was a night game. Nevermind, OU is already up big early.