I hope the front office goes with the first pitch for Bartman thing. I'd also love to have Alex S. Gonzalez woke up with a charred goat's head next to him in bed... but maybe with rose petals around it something. (It's a fun daydream anyway.)
You are horsefeathering kidding me. Hey, at least with the remote possibility that this thing gets delayed till tomorrow, Chapman will still be available. fwiw.