1. He's a mediocre nobody who spazzes out like Carlos Gomez after accomplishing next to nothing 2. He looks like his gene pool includes ogres, rats and pack mules
I wonder if anyone actually makes good on proclamations like this. Jon I don't get it. Being a dedicated fan requires a lack of rationality that makes it nearly impossible to just switch off and walk away from. There have been plenty of times where I wished I could, but I know better.
Our virgin neighbors are watching us through the window and laughing at our mediocre sex. Our stud neighbors who happened to strike out tonight are watching our virgin selves and laughing at our failing to get a handy yet again I know your life is a maelstrom of misfortune and bad genetics, but it would be nice if you took your weak, fatalistic misery schtick somewhere else. Go treat yourself to a cheap hooker or something.
and we hit the ball hard right at every infield position last night at least twice in extras. Not our best game, but its a series, not a game. When was this? We hit two balls hard in extras and they were both hits No, there were several lineouts.