Agony and Ivy

Brad Miller horsefeathering sucks and is highly annoying.

Lester starting game one is going to be something.

Lol pirates

Pirates actually threatening in the 6th. 1st and 3rd no lut. Cutch up. This triple play will be breathtaking

Holy horsefeathers there are multiple people that fear the horsefeathering Brewers?

It doesn't matter.

This Suter ass clown disgusts me. He's the Adam Rosales of pitchers and is try hard douche. How he isn't on the cardinals is beyond weird.

http://www.stltoday.com/sports/baseball/professional/cardinals-leave-wrigley-empty-handed/article_764c4314-1861-5c7a-9a44-070e7dc871a4.html http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxlmceiQAt1qeezj8o1_400.gif

He's coming over. Also, no team will have more than $3.5m to offer him as a signing bonus, so this really isn't about money. Um yeah. I'll believe it when I see it. It's always about money. Unless there is some loophole to be found, it will cost him hundreds of millions of dollars to come over 2 years earlier. It's not like KD or LeBron taking $5 million less. This dude would literally be paying $100 million for 2 years. I don't know this guy. But when you hear stuff like "its not about money", "you can live well on $3 million". I don't need to know this guy. I know people act in their own self interest. It's like predicting someone is going to walk off a cliff. You wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it. Nobody would do it. Including this guy. There's no reason for the Nippon-Ham Fighters to come out and say they're going to post him per his request. Nobody gains any leverage by doing that so it wouldn't make sense to put it out there like that. What it does do is allow teams to plan their pitches for him Dave Cameron's piece on how it may go down is probably a good place to start. Personally, I wouldn't voluntarily give up that kind of money, but sometimes when you're the best of the best at something you want to put your wares up against the other rest of the best in the world. Plus, following the plan outlined in Cameron's article he's not sacrificing that generational wealth.

He's coming over. Also, no team will have more than $3.5m to offer him as a signing bonus, so this really isn't about money.

And on queue he's getting absolutely torched. horsefeathers Davies and horsefeathers the motherfucking Brewers

I refuse to believe Davies is actually anything

Juiced ball homer on display.

Hendricks got Mickey Grichuk out. He's a witch and we must burn him.

Because you touch yourself at night.

Albert is hitting the horsefeathers out of the baseball

Someone lock Heyward in a closet until the 7th inning of every game, please.

This is already the worst umpired game of the season

Why would you have a slugger bat 9th? That doesn't make much sense. Because Rogers is a horsefeathering moron.

Eric Thames solo homer VBs 3-2

Thank you for the veteran presents yadi.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

I'm on tilt. I was already irritated by him being the starter but I have said some horsefeathers at my desk that is not acceptable in polite society.

Great approach by ben today. horsefeathers this horsefeathering game.

Holy horsefeathers what a terrible horsefeathering call.