Agony and Ivy
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Everything posted by Agony and Ivy
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Willson is terrible. -
Rizzo is basically Heyward now. Bryce Harper isn't going to want to play with these ninnies.
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Baseball is the dumbest horsefeathering sport on earth
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[expletive] there are only 15 minutes until first pitch. I need to find something to do.
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Chatwood and his 20% walk rate that somehow equals a 2.83 ERA this year going up against the Cardinals and their middle aged breakout superstars will probably not go well. Vegas has the Cubs as underdogs for the first time in awhile but only at +110. The over/under for this game is 8.5 and I'd safely take the under as all of our power is gone and Rizzo is now bad. Beat these losers you stupid idiots because I hate watching you play right now and I'd like to enjoy watching you play again sometime this summer.
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I'll do it
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Contreras can't catch and now he can't hit. Cool.
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I would love to see the statistics for pitchers in their first career start against the Cubs since 2015.
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I'm of the opinion hitting coaches don't do a whole bunch but I'll be goddamned if this doesn't look exactly like last year's Red Sox.
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Zobrist blows and KB is now a bitch ass slap hitter.
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Lol two base runners in one inning? GTFOH
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I’m going to try the thing where I watch another sport that doesn’t make me want to punch stuff. Hopefully they put up a fight tonight
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Jesus this team is so not fun.
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throw horsefeathering strikes.
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I have a feeling the defensive metrics won't like those "great" plays as much as tv does. He’s probably just a pretty average fielder and it didn’t seem like he needed to dive for that He completely whiffed on that ball which is better than what Happ would've done. FWIW, StatCast likes Albert just fine as a defender despite my eye test lol.
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Thanks for the extra pitches, Albert.
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I have a feeling the defensive metrics won't like those "great" plays as much as tv does.
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He can throw the horsefeathers out of the ball.
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Somehow this 16-12 team is more frustrating than the team that was under .500 at the break last year.
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Carpenter sucks now just throw him dickshots.
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This game already sucks and I am regretting the decision to watch.
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Javy will dong this fool when he hangs that AA slider.
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God that was a dongable slider.
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Cueto seeking a second opinion after meeting with Dr. Andrews, so things are going great in the Bay.
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He's dead.
