For future use: http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--AhRtvCGW--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_320/cvqa5o0lnqinkbqqwszn.gif i really want this to happen in a modern major league game, just to see some d-bag like jay mariotti or skip bayless cry and [expletive] their pants on national tv. david ortiz does this [expletive] all the time. obviously not quite as theatrical, but close.