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  1. I might be in like with a website. It's got potential. It is essentially the Onion guys updating themselves for the series of tubes fad that is sweeping the nation.
  2. Meatball sub. They knows I likes 'em extra sloppy, too. [bbvideo=560,315] [/bbvideo]
  3. http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Carlos-Boozer-Open-Mouth-Shock-Reaction-Chicago-Bulls.gif
  4. http://www.clickhole.com/article/oral-history-1998-major-league-baseball-home-run-c-4441 Sammy Sosa (Cubs right fielder): When I was a boy in the Dominican Republic, I was the owner of a beautiful peacock. His name was Judas Iscariot The Bird, and we were best friends. He would bring me the fossilized remains of ancient kings that he had dug up in the woods, and in return I would read to him from a menu I had stolen from an Italian restaurant. Then, one day, Judas Iscariot The Bird and I were out walking when a baseball fell from the sky and struck my beloved peacock right in the head, and he burst into flames. I picked up the baseball and saw that it said “Roger Maris’ 61st Home Run” on it.
  5. Great move? He blatantly cheated. If the correct call was made, Yadi just screwed his team out of a 1st and 3rd opportunity. i'm not sure i've ever seen that call made The very back of my head wants to say that call was made against the Cubs once. Bill Mueller?
  6. "I saw a guy crash a motorcycle, and his helmet was smashed into bits...I''ll never wear one again." -Baez's Brain
  7. I would have gone with: http://www.nitehawkcinema.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/keithteeth.jpg
  8. I was at that game. Glorious...unfortunately Hawkins isn't on the mound.
  9. http://wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com/blogs/johnshore/files/2013/04/regret1.jpg
  10. Wasn't quite sure if this story was cool enough to get its own thread. http://www.csnchicago.com/chicago-cubs/former-cubs-reliever-kyle-farnsworth-now-star-football-player
  11. Go to the bleacher nation Trout trade post. There are posters there balking over Albert Almora being included in packages including only Soler from the 25-man. Talk about prospect hugging. http://i.imgur.com/VG6xyxR.gif
  12. On my birthday, Jody Davis drove in the game's lone run as Fergie Jenkins powered the Cubs to a 1-0 victory over the Pirates. I KNEW there was a reason I enjoyed cocaine.
  13. http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/instagraphs/the-cubs-are-dominating-the-ground-ball-game/
  14. Just turned off the radio feed for that reason. Coom-dawg is bad enough, but when Pat is driving me insane too...no mas!
  15. Fangraphs talks about the Cubs some more: http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/kris-bryant-has-a-new-swing/
  16. Why is he just staring at a board that has no moves made yet?! Go ahead and do your 1.h4 like a boss and THEN make your best smirky face!
  17. I mean, I can understand the sentiment...but I think it is equally likely you are actually the Zodiac killer, just really pumped they finally did a full feature about your exploits. I'm too young and too dark, but otherwise not the worst theory. I did threaten to eat a man who didn't think a comedian was as funny as I did. ...exactly what the Zodiac killer WOULD say.
  18. Blown save I believe is what that means when they show it, tho it wasn't a save spot (B)ad luck, should have been a win?
  19. Zodiac isn't a bad movie by any stretch...but why Zodiac? Was a family member killed by him or something?! You know how seeing a movie in the theatre is a completely different feeling from seeing it on your couch? I saw it in theatres, and consider it the best movie I have ever seen in one. I think that's it....I'm sure there are movies considered just as good, but there hasn't been one that shook me and stuck with me like this one. I felt instantly that I saw a classic and made sure to inform my then girlfriend, a patient and kind woman even to this day (I'm sure anyway). I mean, I can understand the sentiment...but I think it is equally likely you are actually the Zodiac killer, just really pumped they finally did a full feature about your exploits.
  20. Ehh... not really. Electric slide * Sosa hop = Baez Slide (The star indicates the convolution operator)
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