So Dexter currently has a .590 OBP and leads the majors in fWAR at 0.9. And, with the Schwarber injury, his decision to come back seems to be working out pretty damn well for all concerned parties. But, Dexter is angry, and his Revenge Tour has only just begun. He is full of spite and will not stop inflicting pain until he has humiliated and annihilated every team that passed him by this winter. Not a vestige will remain of the once proud franchises of the National League. We know that Vengeful Dexter is pernicious. But, how did this all happen? Where did it all begin? Let's flash back to a cold day in February. Dexter is sitting in a hotel room in Baltimore, ready for the long, cold winter to end. Suddenly, the phone rings. Dexter is unaware of who might be calling him in a hotel room in Baltimore, but he reluctantly picks up. "Hi, is this Dexter Fowler?" "Yeah." "The Dexter Fowler that played center field for the Chicago Cubs last year?" "Uh... yeah. Who is this?" "This is Theo Epstein, President of Baseball Operations for the Chicago Cubs." "Um, hey, Theo. How's it going?" "Not bad, Dexter. I am just hanging out in Arizona right now, and I hear things aren't going very well for ya." "Yeah." "So, Dexter, I've been thinking, and I'd love to have you back on the team again this year." "That's great. I'd love to come back." "Also, I just wanted to say I am sorry that I haven't been in contact with you all winter. I should have called you sooner." "Yeah, sure. Don't worry about it. It's no problem." "OK, well, I'll see you when you get down to Arizona." "Alright, bye." Dexter hangs up the phone, relieved. Finally, he can cross one thing off his off-season to-do list. http://i.imgur.com/A6V7wJ2.jpg