If we can get to them early, maybe hit a couple dongs, then what are the chances that Martinez loses his composure and maybe tries to start a beanball war? We know these guys have a bit of an inferiority complex, as evidenced by them airing the Rodney Dangerfield Greatest Hits all off-season. And Martinez is a little too tightly wound, as it is. Plus, there's some horsefeathers going back to last year. A quick 5-spot in the first and I'm betting someone gets a ball in the ribs.