It's Ian Rice and he's going to be a [expletive] stud. I remember there being a funny story behind Eloy's walk up music, but it was just the Starlin dominicany sounding stuff. But yeah, they really poured it on. Eloy looked really good. Good bat speed, and really seemed to control the zone/swing at good pitches. Martinez very patient, and looked weirdly like a combination of Addison Russell and Starlin Castro. Physically, he looks the part though. Got a foul ball. Gave it to a kid a few rows to the left of me. Dad comes to say thank you, his kid earned these tickets from some fundraiser, and promptly slipped me a $50 Hooters giftcard because he apparently owns one or something. So, sweet. Also, the mascot stole my wallet and wouldn't give it back unless I kissed him on his bear cheek, so that was a little weird. And here, enjoy a grainy Eloy single complete with me holding the camera the wrong way. [bbvideo=560,315]
[/bbvideo] Great game report, I know. You were sitting right about where I was sitting the two times I went to a game earlier this year. And the mascot was relentless in messing with me, too. I went and sat behind the fence in left field for the last two innings of the second game, so as to not be tormented by Stu any longer.