Wait no longer. The Cubs Organizational Meeting Ricketts: “OK..let’s get started. Which one of you is the G.M.?” Hendry: “That would be me.” Ricketts: “I thought you were the guy who gives me a donut every day.” Hendry: “I’m that too..but I’m the guy who is responsible for the major and minor league teams.” Ricketts: “OK..what does 2011 look like for the big club?” Hendry: “Well..due to my astute talent evaluation and deal making, I think we can compete in 2011.” Ricketts: “Oh..so we acquired a quality 1-2 starter?” Hendry: “Well..no, but I'm dumpster diving right now and may get someone who hasn't picked up a baseball in 3 years.” Ricketts: “And what did we do to replace a .300 hitter like DLee at 1st base?” Hendry: “We got a .190 left handed hitter who struggles against all pitching.” Ricketts: “Did we trade Soriano, Fukudome or Zambrano yet?” Hendry: “No, I’m waiting until the trading deadline, so we only have to eat all their remaining contract and not a portion.” Ricketts: “And what about our minor leaguers, what about our hot shot 3rd baseman?” Hendry: “He’s playing right field and still can’t hit.” Ricketts: “Excellent..you’ve achieved a great deal of success, Jim, with the 4th highest payroll in the majors.” Hendry: “I stand by my record.” Ricketts: “And we can compete with this fine club you have assembled? Hendry: “Sure..we get some breaks and stay away from injuries..I think 3rd place in the division is very reachable.” Ricketts: “Now, how about some lunch. Could I have one of those sprinkled donuts?” Hendry: “Don’t press your luck. Take a donut hole and by the way, I’m bringing back Kerry Wood.” Ricketts: “Third place is a lock.”