A guy is in a terrible car accident. His insides are all torn up. He's in surgery for 7 hours while his poor wife sits on pins and needles in the waiting room. Finally, the surgeon comes out. The wife runs over to him. "Doc, you gotta tell me, just level with me, is he gonna make it?!" The doctor, exhausted, wipes the sweat from his brow, takes a deep breath, looks her in the eyes and says, "He's gonna make it, BUT, life as you know it is over. He's a complete vegetable. You'll have to feed him through a straw, dress him, bathe him. He can't even open his eyes. The wife is mortified at the news. Trembling, she looks up at the surgeon and asks, "Really?" [spoil]The Doc says, "Nah, I'm just kidding. He's dead." He pats her reassuringly on the shoulder and walks away.[/spoil]