What's amazing is that Campana actually has even less power than Pierre. It's seemingly impossible. If someone photoshopped his head on the Chinese Vancouver riotor's body, would it be unbelievable?
"And there's a taco Bell across from Wrigley. That works out nice for our sponsor. If you guys are hungry, speak up now so you can get something." *crickets* Yeah, that's working well for your sponsor