SCORE [expletive] RUNS. If the Brewers can shut out the Braves 10-0, surely we can wrangle up 5 or 6 against a shitty college pitcher? Oh, right. Baseball. Cubs. Ordinary logic doesn't apply.
You signed up for this when you became a Cubs fan. You knew it'd be like this. We almost had that 7-1 and later 10-5 game against the Pirates, but of course our bullpen imploded and of course the Pirates had the perfect clutch hit at every opportunity. Thank god we ended up winning.