I honestly believe the plan is to dump Marquis by the ASB and replace him with Marshall, whose innings they're limiting now so he'll be strong at the end of the season. Meanwhile, look around at the fifth starters other teams are throwing out there.
Haven't you been paying attention? The Internet Baseball Genius Committee has declared Edmonds done. So it's impossible for him to be productive at this point. Can't happen. Won't happen. BEST case scenario is a swarm of locusts o'er the land. Run! Run for the hills! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
That's what I'm counting on Soul. It's just a brilliant motivational technique for Pie. He'll go 3-for-3 with two walks tonight, and this will all go away. Right?
I hope he doesn't come here. I hope he goes somewhere else, stays healthy, and puts up an .850 OPS, just so I can see people complain that Hendry didn't get him. Hilarious.