uuugghh..I posted this in Tim's thread..I had no idea how appropriate it could have been: 8:00 AM Saturday morning Jim: He dude, Maddux said he would like to play in LA, who do you have availible for a trade? LA GM: Well, Jim, we have a few guys @ LAs Vegas, Joel Guzman or some kid named Kemp. What do you think about one of those guys? Jim: Well, I guess I was thinking of someone, well, abit more talented. What about Cesar Izturis? I like him, he can catch the ball. We'll even pick up a good portion of Maddux's salary... LA GM: (passed out because of sheer surprise. Isnt found until Monday afternoon at 3 pm) Jim: Hello? Hello? shoot..maybe i asked for too much..... LA GM Assistant: hey, dude, you ok??? LA GM: (slowly awakes from a 2 day slumber) woa..man..I had the weirdest dream. I had a dream I was talking to Jim Hendry and he wanted to take Izturis off my hands and basically give me Maddux...weird. LA GM Assistant: Had to have been a dream. Jim isnt that stupid. why is your phone off the hook? (LA GM and LA GM Assistantglance at eachother) LAGM: quick, GET JIM ON THE PHONE!! and the deal is made. seriosly, we got hoodwinked.