Cubs: We're going to have a bullpen-by-committee made of old men and cast offs
Dodgers; We're going to have a bullpen-by-committee made of 12 former closers
Just days after appearing in the tournament for the first time in 33 years, St. Francis announces that they are moving from D1 to D3. Apparently the student athletes found out via a campus wide email
If your coach gets fired for being "too player friendly" or for "not enough discipline", you hire Torts. Then, after he rubs everyone the wrong way for 3 years, you swing back the other way