JimSorgi

We should make all new posters read this entire thread and then take a quiz on it before they can post.

Oh wait, you were talking about the Nationals. Nevermind

What if like, they have four stud pitchers that just didn't want to pitch on opening day?

Whenever the Cubs score, I'm going to go over to brewerfan.net and post "LOLZ BREWERS SUCK!!!" Will that be a problem with you guys?

Please take it, Tony.

Over/under on how many times the starters (combined) throw more than 110 pitches this year? 162 times

I just peed my pants I'm so excited.

Well, that sucks. Now I have to think of a new avatar.

I bet right after they lock this thread Brian Roberts will be traded to the Cubs.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/story?id=3319181 Some source is saying Indiana will hire a coach by Thursday.

Come on, Hendry can't be that dumb, can he?

White Sox? lol I see what you did there

Can't be good for the ole' trade value.

Not that it really matters, but some guy on ESPN said he thinks Sean Miller is the favorite for the Indiana job.

Wow, how original. :roll: I also love this part of their season preview of the Cubs: Rich Hill and Ted Lilly are No. 4 starters? Are you joking?

That was a scary, but very fun game.

At halftime, UNC leads Washington State 35-21 With 18:23 in the second half, Xavier leads West Virginia 34-29

Well, my two teams I have in the championship game are looking good tonight.

Joe Alexander can't do anything right now.

I would like this.

Team Stats & Scoring 1. Number of Cubs wins, 2008 89 +50 2. Number of Cubs wins, Cardinals season series (15 games) 10 +100 3. Number of runs scored, 2008 795 +100 4. Number of runs allowed, 2008 755 +25 5. Final Placement in the NL Central Division 1st +200 Total Possible Team Stat Points: 1300 +475 Player Stats & Scoring 1. Number of Aramis Ramirez Home Runs 36 +10 2. Number of Soriano Stolen Bases 25 +30 3. Kosuke Fukudome's OBP .373 +30 4. Derrek Lee's RBIs 108 +10 5. Ted Lilly's Wins 15 +30 6. Carlos Zambrano's ERA 3.64 +30 7. Rich Hill's Ks 195 +0 8. Ryan Dempster's Innings Pitched 166 +10 Total Number of Possible Player Stat Points: 400 +150 Bonus Questions I (20 points each) 1. Which will be higher: Rich Hill's K's or Rich Hill's Innings Pitched? K's +0 2. Which will be higher: Jon Lieber's starts or Jon Lieber's relief appearances? relief appearances +30 3. Which will be higher: Felix Pie's at-bats or Reed Johnson's at-bats? Pie +0 4. Who will have more HRs: Soto or Fukudome? Soto +30 5. Who will have more wins: Hill or Lilly? Hill +0 6. Who will have a higher SLG: Soriano or Ramirez? Soriano +30 Total Possible MC Bonus Question Points: 180 +90 Bonus Questions II (30 points each) 1. Most HRs: Soriano +30 2. Highest OBP (min. 400 ABs): Lee +0 3. Lowest ERA (min. 150 IPs): Rich Hill +0 4. Most saves: Wood +30 Total Possible Bonus II Question Points: 120 +60 Total Possible Points: 2000 Total - 775 The Annual Tiebreaker: Date of Lou Piniella's First Ejection (you may answer "none" to predict an ejection-free season for Lou) To be used only in the event of ties. June 2

Davidson's making a comeback.

Yeah Erik, I know. I take it that you're being sarcastic. As you are well aware, I'm just wanting a copy for my own safe keeping. I'm not trying to make any profit from it. I'm sorry, but I'm still going to have to report you to MLB just to be safe.

I wanted to see UCLA lose, but a UCLA-Xavier game would be very exciting.

boo!