Scooter, my buddies in college gave me that nickname because I hated that segment so much, it infuriated the hell out of me. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scooter_(talking_baseball) People I wanted to see on the list: Johnny Damon Matt Damon Sammy, just so there would be some sort of proof and Roast wouldn't have to defend him anymore. Edmonds, because he wears eyeliner. Paul Konerko Steve Garvey Jeff Bagwell Jeff Kent Reggie "NightClub" Sanders The Giles Brothers Carlos Lee Roy Hobbs Matt Stairs Roberto Alomar Juan Cruz