I'd make him find his own transportation back to Chicago if the Cubs lose this game. I'm not kidding. I'd make him invent a time machine so that Hendry could be forced to put more thought into the decision to sign him. "Drrr....best player on the market must get monster deal" isn't cutting it. I really have to wonder about you if you could make a time machine, and this is what you choose to do with it. Well, do this, then kill Hitler. this first