not sure if it was funny (maybe creative?) but a group of us in college went to Kinston Indians games sometimes on "Thirsty Thursdays". so i have a story. The games were normally not well attended (the team didn't survive long after I graduated and the stadium is now a barren wasteland) so players could certainly hear anything being yelled from the seats. anyway, one of the guys that would go sometimes with us was somewhat of a lightweight when it came to drinking. so by the 4th inning or so he got to be very outspoken (shocking!). He yelled at the third baseman: Drunken college student: "Hey, do you mind getting my batting gloves back? Third baseman: *looks to his right into the seats with perplexed look* Drunken college student: "I left them on your mom's night stand. BECAUSE I WAS HITTING THAT ALL NIGHT!!!" It elicited a smirk from the third baseman. Shortly thereafter, though, he (and I guess the rest of us) were asked to leave by the 65 year old Usher gentleman. Guess that kind of sexual humor just doesn't fly down here in the bible belt *shrug*