they need to move heyward off the plate and then keep moving him a little further and further until he's in the dugout and then further to the parking lot and then on a plane and fly it into the sun
if rizzo's season goes south, you can blame me, because i traded goldschmidt for him and some draft picks in a fantasy league at the first sight of rizzo's turnaround
I believe there were some people who were sick of the Bulls every year back in the day. I just really, really wanted the Jazz to win one of them. that's horsefeathering disgusting
i always think it's funny when mojo starts using advanced stats that mean nothing to him other than just being acronyms on fangraphs "have you seen his URL? unsustainable. Don't be fooled by his IP Address!"