STORY TIME When I was in little league, i asked our coach one day what to do if i was rounding second and the shortstop was in the way. And he said "just hit him." So our next game, I was rounding second, saw the shortstop standing in the basepath unsuspectingly, and thought to myself "if he gets hurt, it's his own fault." So I drilled him. I slid into third base safely, and dusted myself off to the boos of all that team's parents. I looked up at my base coach, who looked at me with those big "wtf did you just do" eyes. I still remember them taking the SS off the field, and the dirt had mixed with the tears on his face and turned to mud.