I put my last song parody here, and no one complained so I hope it's all right. It's best if you know the original song "Lucky Man" by Emerson, Lake and Palmer, but if you don't it still reads pretty much like a poem. Thank you. He witnessed Ernie And Fergie and Santo His wish for their glory The gods did not granto Oooooooh, what a Cubbie fan he was Oooooooh, what a Cubbie fan he was He went to see Pappas When he threw his no-hitter He suffered through Swisher And Krukow and Biittner Oooooooh, what a Cubbie fan he was Oooooooh, what a Cubbie fan he was With Sutcliffe and Sandberg He thought he would party But that plan was foiled By that A-hole Steve Garvey Oooooooh, what a Cubbie fan he was Oooooooh, what a Cubbie fan he was He was Graced, he was Sammied He was Wooded and Priored Two arms sent from heaven --Some Assembly Required-- Oooooooh, what a Cubbie fan he was Oooooooh, what a Cubbie fan he was (Good place for hilarious soundbites of Ron Santo going "Oh no!" and stuff) His faith will reward him In one season of beauty After blue monkeys cha-cha Out of Neifi's patootie Oooooooh, what a Cubbie fan he was Oooooooh, what a Cubbie fan he was