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  1. Sammy Sofa
    The most embarrassing thing he did this year was that bizarre press conference and literally nobody remembers it except for self-hating Bears fans. If you can move him because you can actually help your team by doing so or you think his talent is going downhill quick, great, but if you're moving him just because of his "embarrassing" behavior this year then that's just plain ol' meatballin'.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    If you want to close your eyes and cover your ears and pretend everything else Marshall was involved with this past year wasn't a total disaster then yes, yelling at a radio guy is a dumb reason to cut him. But that's a dumb way to summarize the marshall situation. Oh, please. It was nowhere near a "total disaster," both given his own issues in the past and the larger embarrassment of the Bears organization. You just tell him he doesn't get to go on the radio next year.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Carmen Defalco is really punchable. But Brandon needs to not be on tv or radio next year. Yeah, I agree it's smart to not put him out there, but if they get rid of him because of today (or really anything he did this year) then they're stupid.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Zero problem with a player talking [expletive] to a radio sack of meat.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    YOU'RE RIGHT. I found it: http://www.northsidebaseball.com/~nsbb/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3005350#p3005350 And it's SS again.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Besides the one from, like, 3 days ago?
  7. Sammy Sofa
    ... It's not debatable that Kyle Orton has retired and left us with the evidence of his ridonkulous life and career, you weirdo. i have no idea what point you're trying to make with what you put in bold and your response but i do know that i hate this [expletive] guy The bold makes it sound like you think I'm trying to argue a point or something; this thread was just to enjoy the hilarity that is Kyle Orton. I have no idea what "case" you think I'm trying to make besides that. Seriously, this is why people say you're a robot. no the bold was referencing the fact that you thought i was making a football argument if i was making a football argument, it'd be hard to say rex > orton at this point but i'm not i'm making an i hate kyle orton argument and a rexy is the true bad ass argument Rex is too dumb and goofy to be badass. His thrills stemmed from it being like watching a mutant inbred Vulcan hurling footballs with the arm of Zeus.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    ... It's not debatable that Kyle Orton has retired and left us with the evidence of his ridonkulous life and career, you weirdo. i have no idea what point you're trying to make with what you put in bold and your response but i do know that i hate this [expletive] guy The bold makes it sound like you think I'm trying to argue a point or something; this thread was just to enjoy the hilarity that is Kyle Orton (which can be savored whether one loves or hates him). I have no idea what "case" you think I'm trying to make besides that. Seriously, this is why people say you're a robot. If you want to resurrect the [expletive] It, I'm Going Deep Club I'll be right there with you, but let's just discuss this sweaty, hairy monstrosity in the meantime: http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--KZq3LrCz--/18s4juy240zeajpg.jpg http://sportsnaut.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/011.jpg http://www.electrobertjones.com/projects/sas/KyleOrton.png
  9. Sammy Sofa
    On the prowl?
  10. Sammy Sofa
    ... It's not debatable that Kyle Orton has retired and left us with the evidence of his ridonkulous life and career, you weirdo.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Nope. And yet it was actually an improvement: http://www.footballphds.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Kyle-Orton-neck-beard-and-starting-over-Tim-Tebow1.jpg Everything about him is improbable.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    THIS CLEARLY ISN'T THE TIME OR PLACE FOR ACTUAL RATIONAL FOOTBALL TALK, YOU STUPID ROBOT.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    http://www.thecollaredsheep.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Kyle-Orton-Dancing-Chick2.jpg http://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/kyle-orton-drunk-1.jpg http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/7785820ec0ee56f0fbffb9fc15b1d1434c029a40/c=40-0-960-692&r=x513&c=680x510/local/-/media/DesMoines/DesMoines/2014/06/17//1403040228004-D2-20111216-SPORTS-1216003-5.jpg
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Kyle Orton was the original master of DON'T CARRRRRRRRRRRRE when Cutler was still a baby getting coaches fired back in Denver: Stop being dildos.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ortsi.jpg http://www.clubhousecancer.com/WindowsLiveWriter/KyleOrtonDrunk2.jpg These drinks gave him the power to be a champion. http://cdn3.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/2326172/ortonwoo.0.gif He capped his amazing, inexplicable career beating both Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady. WE SALUTE YOU. http://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/kyle-orton-celebrating-bills-win-over-detroit-b.gif?w=1000
  16. Sammy Sofa
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  17. Sammy Sofa
    [expletive], you are a bunch of Trestmans. http://img.pandawhale.com/post-34362-Kyle-Orton-Jack-Daniels-gif-ITjz.gif
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Figured this deserves its own thread. Everyone post their favorite Orton memories. Truly a legend the likes of which we will be lucky to ever witness again. http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f19/TheMojoPin/191914.jpg
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Whoops. But yeah, unless he's super cheap this doesn't thrill me.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    http://i.imgur.com/E2gYGIT.gif
  21. Sammy Sofa
    hmmm....sending a message to Starlin or legit worried? The guy has played in a whopping 374 games in the last 5 seasons. Unless he costs a sack of chipped marbles this seems like a terrible idea.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Posts better made in 2013. No, that should have been, "Bears chuckle at the obviously terrible idea of even considering hire Mel Tucker; move on to better choices immediately."
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    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md1ewcWJFN1qm9z7ro1_500.gif
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Huh. Well, I still want to post my usual reaction to any time she's brought up: http://i.imgur.com/MIOFYAe.gif
  25. Sammy Sofa
    http://gifyu.com/images/Denzel-Washington-Boom-Gif.gif
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