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  1. Sammy Sofa
    On the prowl?
  2. Sammy Sofa
    ... It's not debatable that Kyle Orton has retired and left us with the evidence of his ridonkulous life and career, you weirdo.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Nope. And yet it was actually an improvement: http://www.footballphds.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Kyle-Orton-neck-beard-and-starting-over-Tim-Tebow1.jpg Everything about him is improbable.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    THIS CLEARLY ISN'T THE TIME OR PLACE FOR ACTUAL RATIONAL FOOTBALL TALK, YOU STUPID ROBOT.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    http://www.thecollaredsheep.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Kyle-Orton-Dancing-Chick2.jpg http://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/kyle-orton-drunk-1.jpg http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/7785820ec0ee56f0fbffb9fc15b1d1434c029a40/c=40-0-960-692&r=x513&c=680x510/local/-/media/DesMoines/DesMoines/2014/06/17//1403040228004-D2-20111216-SPORTS-1216003-5.jpg
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Kyle Orton was the original master of DON'T CARRRRRRRRRRRRE when Cutler was still a baby getting coaches fired back in Denver: Stop being dildos.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ortsi.jpg http://www.clubhousecancer.com/WindowsLiveWriter/KyleOrtonDrunk2.jpg These drinks gave him the power to be a champion. http://cdn3.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/2326172/ortonwoo.0.gif He capped his amazing, inexplicable career beating both Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady. WE SALUTE YOU. http://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/kyle-orton-celebrating-bills-win-over-detroit-b.gif?w=1000
  8. Sammy Sofa
    http://i.imgur.com/hs8eJJm.png
  9. Sammy Sofa
    [expletive], you are a bunch of Trestmans. http://img.pandawhale.com/post-34362-Kyle-Orton-Jack-Daniels-gif-ITjz.gif
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Figured this deserves its own thread. Everyone post their favorite Orton memories. Truly a legend the likes of which we will be lucky to ever witness again. http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f19/TheMojoPin/191914.jpg
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Whoops. But yeah, unless he's super cheap this doesn't thrill me.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    http://i.imgur.com/E2gYGIT.gif
  13. Sammy Sofa
    hmmm....sending a message to Starlin or legit worried? The guy has played in a whopping 374 games in the last 5 seasons. Unless he costs a sack of chipped marbles this seems like a terrible idea.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Posts better made in 2013. No, that should have been, "Bears chuckle at the obviously terrible idea of even considering hire Mel Tucker; move on to better choices immediately."
  15. Sammy Sofa
    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md1ewcWJFN1qm9z7ro1_500.gif
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Huh. Well, I still want to post my usual reaction to any time she's brought up: http://i.imgur.com/MIOFYAe.gif
  17. Sammy Sofa
    http://gifyu.com/images/Denzel-Washington-Boom-Gif.gif
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Nothing about Rex makes me think the Bears will fix their offense/QB issues the next 10 years. I think he could do enough with the defense to minimize those flaws. He'd need to have a competent OC, undoubtedly. You could say the same thing about Lovie; I'd still rather have a HC leaning to the offensive side of things even after the Trestman debacle.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Great. So would I.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Focus on Baez and stuff for Hamels. Focus.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    An OMC celebration gif, so I stand by what I said.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    I agree; you can probably trick him with a deal centered around Baez and keep Castro.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    OMC's pic is broken; I am going to assume it was some kind of horrible gif of a peasant being torn apart by horses or something.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    This is basically how I feel. Unless they can convince me that 2016 is the year we can draft our next franchise QB and tanking would actually be beneficial. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Right; Cutler isn't what we hoped he would be, but he's at least a serviceable QB if the team isn't a dumpster fire.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/walter_mak___/l34e527ef0000_1_8245.jpg
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