Sammy Sofa
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His lightsaber is bending.
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Why? Ask every manager since the dawn of organized baseball. 1. Good on base guy with speed 2. Solid hitter with some speed/OB and/or bunting ability. 3. Best pure hitter 4. Best power hitter 5. Next best who bats from opposite side of 4 6. Next best who bats from opposite side of 5 7-8 and so on 9 pitcher Simply putting someone in those spots doesn't actually make them that type of hitter. He's had his flashes. Now isn't one of them. This being said, I have to wonder how much of that has to do with batting between the pitcher and Fowler, who's bat' has also been south of serviceable lately. Probably has to do more with him being a very young hitter who is still developing. Why would him hitting between a bad hitter and a good hitter make more of a difference than him him hitting between two bad hitters?
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The biggest bat flip tease has to be when Pujols pounded Brad Lidge's soul into another dimension: http://mlb.mlb.com/images/0/2/8/63070028/101705_pujols_v3_5reas0e8.gif All of the footage cuts away from what was no doubt a magnificent bat flip.
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http://i.imgur.com/vGbFDzn.gif
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Yup. Those old fucks couldn't hang if their dusty old bones depended on it.
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http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/RSVLTS-Baseball-Bat-Flip-022-compressor.gif http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/RSVLTS-Baseball-Bat-Flip-09-compressor.gif HR Derby, but it's THAT GREAT: http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/RSVLTS-Baseball-Bat-Flip-031-compressor.gif
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Only looks badass due to angle and slow-mo. Plus it's a walk and he's likely not rocking it John Baker-style. DENIED.
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http://i45.tinypic.com/6nzif8.gif http://i.imgur.com/KltRG4I.gif
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The Cubs are being punished by the dong-gods because their bat flip game is weak. FIND CURRENT CUBS FLIPPING BATS.
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Why?
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Sellers at the deadline
Sammy Sofa replied to sontensei's topic in MLB Draft, International Signings, Amateur Baseball
Pretty much anyone. -
It tastes really good. Also: duck fat.
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Sellers at the deadline
Sammy Sofa replied to sontensei's topic in MLB Draft, International Signings, Amateur Baseball
And then you spouted your usual diarrhea of redundant nonsense in a serious reply to someone clearly making a joke. The end. -
ESPN just made up for the game with a report on Bryce's Harper's naked photoshoot.
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How does his bat play?
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What is this unholy abomination on ESPN right now.
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Awww, nards.
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Castro, noooooooooooo!!!
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Please replace Fowler with Coghlan at the top of the lineup. Thank you.
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Offensive struggles aside, this isn't really the year for this particular annoying meatball cliché.
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STEP INTO SKI'S OFFICE.
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DAVID PROMISED US DONGS. Lesson learned: never trust a filthy robot.
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They won't need to get to Baxter.
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Fun fact: despite winning the last 3 games before today, the Cubs' team OPS actually managed to go down in that time.
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lol @ that strike 3 swing
