Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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This relative offensive drought it s all because they foolishly benched their best bat today. And I am, of course, talking about Castro. This is all La Stella's fault. -
I think this conversation in the booth is going to straight up kill me.
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A better defender would have simply reached in, or skillfully leapt over the wall. I keed.
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Nice job getting out of the way, balldude.
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HOLY CRAP.
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McCarver: "Major League players are designed to hit balls in the strike zone."
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His commentary on the replay of the Castro homer last night was great. Castro: McCarver: "Wacha doesn't even turn to look at the home run." Wacha: He also said Rizzo had had testicular cancer. It was Hodgkin's lymphoma, right? Yup. That drove me insane last night.
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Why are you listening to that douchebag? No option to use the MLB app where I am; stuck with the MLB Network.
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McCarver just said that they had to protect against Ross' power. Please destroy him.
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THAT'S NOT AMAZING.
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Yep. Time for Javy to dong. Agreed. I'll even accept the other RBI being La Stella somehow getting on base. MCCARVER, FOR [expletive]'S SAKE, YOU ARE THE WORST.
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Cubs gonna add a couple runs via the fat dong in this inning.
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I'm so confused; did you ever live in OK? I thought your move was going there from North Dakota.
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Coghlan, if you get this run in I promise to never call you a fartbag ever, ever again.
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Good God, that little zoom sound effect on the pitch speed graphic is obnoxious.
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I want to show up at their stupid ballpark dressed like this: http://middleclasshell.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/ten-commandments-480x272.jpg
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Delicious. I don't like this mortal lineup for the Cubs; you can't go 3 batters without running into a letdown swinging the bat.
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OK Kyle is...OK, actually.
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SONUVA.
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I have more faith in Lester doing something amazing here than Tommy La Stella ever getting a hit ever again.
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If La Stella gets a hit here I'll give everyone a shiny new nickel.
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He has always been a bit off the plate from what I've seen. Has he made contact since he has come back from injury? Its upsetting to see my Mini Babe Ruth like this :( Aren't you talking about 3 AB's? And yes, he grounded out on a checked swing yesterday.
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We've heard too much about how "serious" they've been for FA's that they ended up not being close on at all. I think a ton of that is pretty obviously smoke.
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[expletive] [expletive]
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I want to watch Grichuk try to throw all day.
