Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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Pleasepleasepleaseplease shut them down next inning, Jason. Please. -
EVERYONE CAN DONG EXCEPT FOR STUPID MONTERO.
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HOT DAMN.
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Lackey's rage is delicious. Send this [expletive] into space, Baez.
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YESSSSSSSS.
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Yadier Molina is not the best that ever lived at anything. Well, maybe being a neck tattoo-having douchebag.
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Please walk; I don't have much faith in Montero's bat right now.
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Lackey looks like what would happen if Phil Mikelson got really, really sick.
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HELLO.
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Suck it, shift.
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Grimm already up in the bullpen.
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MAKE SOME NOISE, YOU JERKS.
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Wait...you think he's NOT trying to have a rough first inning?
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Alright, no more runs allowed, you stupid crapsack.
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Uhhhhhhh. Could have had Hamels.
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GET THE BULLPEN UP. :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew:
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https://youtu.be/J-W-a7ZLpFs
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http://www.gamervescent.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/futurama_s03e06.jpg
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Me too, but only if you mean the Cubs hit a bunch of home runs and then force the Cardinals to eat a bunch of slugs. :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew:
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Maddon gives no fucks at this point. Love it. :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew:
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and while we're at it, start Grimm for an inning or two and THEN put in Hammel so he can avoid his usual 1st inning woes It's impossible for Hammel to not have a first inning. His first inning woes to this point have been because his first inning by default falls in the actual first inning, but is it because it's THE first inning or HIS first inning? http://i.giphy.com/DqSw5gyRQ5yPC.gif
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Deadspin's collective hatred of all things Cardinals is a joy. This simple description perhaps put it best:
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[spoil]http://i.imgur.com/6UTLIyb.gif[/spoil] :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew:
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http://supererogatory.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/looney.gif Take that [expletive] loser talk for jerks back to the Bears thread where it belongs. The current post season single game record for dongs is going to be shattered less than 24 hours after it was set. :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: PS: you smell.
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Wonderful. If the MLB had any sack they'd make the Batflip Cam a real thing. :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew:
