Sammy Sofa
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He won't stop giving!
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THREAD MY WOUNDS WITH GOLDEN TWINE AND WRAP MY KNEE IN CRUSHED VELVET FINERY OR NOTHING. -
Hopefully they give him the expensive anesthesia instead of the cheap stuff so he has a better chance of survival.
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This guy is like a walking, talking, breathing Trump Steak.
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Now they just have real, emotional inspiration to drive them to continue their greatness instead of just puppet shows and hippie animal magic or whatever the hell else Maddon had planned. The season is still going to be wonder and triumph and joy.
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http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Jon-Hamm-Sure-Thing.gif
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The Diamondbacks' uniforms last night.
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Good God. Just because he's a big dude doesn't mean he's Babe Ruth.
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This seems kinda lame. Let's say they're threatening to send the pitcher to Hell.
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That IS good news! Though now the Schwarber news will be the potassium benzoate, so THANKS A LOT.
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These late games can kiss my sack already.
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john lackey sucks and we were always right to hate him
Sammy Sofa replied to treebird's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
I don't really know what all things being equal means in a situation like this. ignoring the context of this situation as well as any outside factors that when introduced would change your response, if someone would normally get a divorce, they shouldn't if one of them has cancer? Sounds like quite the sticky wicket, old chap. -
Oh, if only we had ended up with the New Jersey Swamp Dragons: http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/15155466/once-nets-seriously-considered-becoming-swamp-dragons http://a3.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=%2Fphoto%2F2016%2F0408%2Fr72027_1296x729_16-9.jpg&w=570
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Huh, I definitely thought you meant the shower one too. me too b/c its a terrible thread title Embrace the urges... http://49.media.tumblr.com/b263026369db9110281fe08b3b316e2b/tumblr_npsyz2kfxd1qgsza6o1_540.gif
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I know what you're saying here, but to include elimination from playoff contention in the same category as losing a playoff series is weird. In a playoff series, Lebron had something to do with every game. In this case, it's a fluke of the schedule. *Ahem*:
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I meant the emaciated one Huh, I definitely thought you meant the shower one too. Great minds...
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That's odd; at this point, the desire to shower with him should be strongest.
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Nope.
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Ho-HO!
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http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Los+Angeles+Dodgers+v+Arizona+Diamondbacks+B7Z8uBNIosfl.jpg
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La Stella looks like a giant seal trying to disguise itself as a human boy.
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You're just jealous of my seemingly inhuman abilities.
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NOTHING WORKS TONIGHT.
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Maybe he was bit by a radioactive gila monster and now he will be smashing dongs as the cursed were-gila. You just don't know.
