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Sammy Sofa

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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Toasted ravioli is the dumbest horsefeathers. Congratulations, St. Louis: you figured out how to make pizza rolls, except in a far more inconvenient and time-consuming way.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Like, he's bordering on Ed Sheeran-levels of terrible tattoo-dom.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Agreed, but his tattoos have ruined the canvas.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    according to mojo actually they're all hideous iirc kris bryant's flaw is that he looks like a 12 year old girl's idea of a disney prince or something Indeed; he crosses over from good-looking to some kind of uncanny valley simulacrum. He is also accurately described as the type of dude straight dudes think it's "safe" to say is hot, which should always throw up a bajillion red flags. Baez, IMO, would be the easy champion of handsomeness if not for the inescapable tattoo massacre. Tattoos themselves are not a automatically a deal-breaker, but his are just horrendous.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    I can't imagine why... http://kitchenencounters.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a8551282970b017c31c68833970b-800wi
  6. Sammy Sofa
    So handsome.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Patterson, Corey.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Magary collected a bunch of Romo hot takes in honor of Tony's retirement, and Bill Simmons' is just astonishingly bad:
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  10. Sammy Sofa
    This is outstanding.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Disappointed that that didn't turn out to be "how many dongs you got?" like I thought.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    I thought I heard Montero was getting the start.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Because it was the first game of the season. Were you expecting a running commentary about him after every game?
  14. Sammy Sofa
    I think I must have the bladder of an infant; once I've got at least 3 beers in me, it feels like I'm having to take a leak almost every inning.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Well, you did wait one whole game before coming to this conclusion. Can't really argue with that.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    This thread title is still a crime against humanity.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    it's surprisingly doable and once i smell it, i can't not get it Eh, it's Chicago; I can just get one pretty much anywhere else.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    I'm all for variety, but trying to eat a big sloppy beef at a baseball game just seems like a ridiculous mess.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    https://youtu.be/EoSGWzXp0Qg
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Holy horsefeathers that's great People really need to use the horsefeathering tweet tags.
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  22. Sammy Sofa
    jersey's up.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    this is cool but i can't say i ever felt anxiety or despair going into a season I wouldn't describe it like that, but definitely a ton of a seasons already resigned to, "well, let's see how close they can get to .500!"
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Why was that a bad idea?
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Derrick Rose out for the rest of the season with yet another #nee injury: The Knicks’ sad season got even sadder today, as the team announced that Derrick Rose would be out for the rest of the year with a torn left meniscus.
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