Sammy Sofa
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The Cubs just lost a series to this guy: https://youtu.be/poddYVpSTPc -
WHERE'S YOUR MESSIAH NOW?!?!?
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Until this team is actually not terrible, the next person who acts like they're right around the corner from greatness needs to line up for dick-punches.
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The Cubs will never be good again so long as Trump is president. They had their brief window and grabbed it, but now they are damned.
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Yeah, take that, guy who had 204 hits and a 3.1 fWAR in 2006 for the Cubs. ROASTED.
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That lineup still makes me want to barf up my heart, but...
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The plan was to platoon him with Jay before the rest of the OF was struck down with the plague. No need to trade for someone when they can just go back to that once Schwarber and Heyward are back.
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DONG NOW, YOU DONGLORD.
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Happ looks like a Tom Hardy rejected character workshop.
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A dramatic recreation of the average 2017 Cubs game:
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The gigantic meatball side of me can't help but feel baffled when posters here say very smart things that make it seem like the offense is turning around, or is just THIS close to breaking out, when the bats repeatedly just look like absolute horsefeathers.
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Oh, brother, you better HOLD MY DAMN BEER.
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O HOLY DONG
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"Victor Caratini" is never not going to sound like a Mafia character from GTA.
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This remains the dumbest non-Trump thing in the world: [tweet] [/tweet] Actually, no; this is SO dumb, I think we can fairly blame Trump for it.
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There's nothing affected about my boyishly charming brilliance, you weird herb.
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In Ohio I assume that "fat-catting" means something literally involving fat cats. OH MY GOD, THE SECRET INGREDIENT OF SKYLINE CHILI IS FAT CAT.
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Fun fact: Montero was storing a walnut in his cheek for the impending winter.
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Boy, you must be really bad at being deaf to think "send him" is "game". Sammy said so earlier. I was gonna go a long post explaining stuff, but there's no need to go even more into it. And horsefeathers off with the "really bad at being deaf" horsefeathers. You must not know anyone who is deaf because that's pretty insulting. He wasn't serious; he was sarcastically slamming me for sounding like a know-it-all when it comes to lip-reading.
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Damn right. I am automatically the best at anything I talk about, ah-doy.
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Sure it does; given how he sounded when speaking english, it fits even better. If you're expecting it to look like he's enunciating every syllable, it ain't ever going to happen; "whdnhe" is a pretty accurate transcription of what it would sound like. Latin baseball players with heavy accents and speaking english like the words are piling on top of each other is SOP. Far more glaring is how anyone could think the obvious "s"-sound he's making when he says "send" could possibly be him saying "game."
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It looks like "why din he horsefeathering send him?"
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I think it's the former.
