Sammy Sofa
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Oh yea, deflect the blame These look delicious Remember: there's a mad man lurking here who thinks that that meat is boiled. -
It's all Yu's fault.
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I'm posting nothing but slow cooker gifs until this madness ends. YUR MOVE, YU. Feast on the apple buttery goodness:
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must be nice to scan the internet like you
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Nah, I don't need no Twitters. At worst I'll find out, like, 5 minutes later once David poops out a stock ticker tape with the news.
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I feel like this is my reaction every time I open this damn thread and nothing has happened:
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Me too Yeah, I was all, "OK, I guess he's seething waiting for news...or he's like a volcano....girl?"
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Apparently I was being too subtle.
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Fair assessment, but I have a soft spot for legit spoof movies since no one attempts to do them well anymore. They Came Together, Walk Hard, and Black Dynamite are the only spoof movies of the last 15 or so years worth watching, IMO. It's a lost art, so when any of them are remotely good, I have to appreciate it for more than it probably deserves, but that's just me. Hurry the horsefeathers up, Darvish. Eh, I think the latter two are genuinely great; TCT just has some long stretches of flat out terrible jokes.
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On the other hand...he's basically a [glow=red]69[/glow] fWAR pitcher.
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It's, like, 65% hilarious and 35% terrible, barely better than Scary Movie-reference schlock. It's weird.
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She'll have a primetime slot on Fox within 6 months.
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and even if we're alive, trump won't be president so i'll be good with whatever Oh boy your in for a real disappointment. I love how the moderators always keep these threads politics free. Everything is political. Please go drink a jar of farts.
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Wanderlust.
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NL Central: Reds, Pirates and others
Sammy Sofa replied to Hairyducked Idiot's topic in General Baseball Talk
If you mean an ominous picture of a deadeyed Happ, I agree. Sends all the right messages. We should just send Happ up to Milwaukee and have him sit in front of the stadium whittling a bone. -
Tanking horsefeathering sucks and is lame every single time but it's great. That is the conundrum.
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NL Central: Reds, Pirates and others
Sammy Sofa replied to Hairyducked Idiot's topic in General Baseball Talk
If you mean an ominous picture of a deadeyed Happ, I agree. Sends all the right messages. -
NL Central: Reds, Pirates and others
Sammy Sofa replied to Hairyducked Idiot's topic in General Baseball Talk
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I hate this offseason with the power of a trillion burning suns.
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NL Central: Reds, Pirates and others
Sammy Sofa replied to Hairyducked Idiot's topic in General Baseball Talk
Let's just hope they don't find out about the power of Mad Men gifs. hold on to your dicks, boys. I finally watched the series so I'm all in -
the brewers were not nearly better than the cubs last year. the cubs are also obviously adding a pitcher. What? They were a young team that had a 5.5 game lead on them at one point. They fell apart at the end of the year. They've added a ton so far, what if they sign Darvish? I like how the team that had a horsefeathering 12 game swing to blow the horsefeathering division is somehow the one you're impressed with.
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