Sammy Sofa
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Yeah, pretty sure he had options besides, "this terrible freakshow WILL play in the majors."
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Ah, yes, ST games; when it suddenly goes from, "holy horsefeathers, real baseball is right around the corner," to, "holy horsefeathers, spring training IS NEVER GOING TO horsefeathering END" after about 2 games.
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I will donate many, many of the dollars to unleash my fuckable purple horsefeathering horsefeathers talking horsefeathers [expletive] mouth.
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Man, I hate Funko figures mostly out of jealousy that I didn't come up with the idea in the first place.
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You won't believe who we traded him for! Other GMs hate this one sneaky trick!
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Man, I mistakenly thought Tseng was Korean and really, really wanted to hear this play out: http://boysofspring.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/ST18-darvish-19-12x15-bif.jpg
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I assume he was joking about your special set of abilities that seem to curse whoever you write positively about. horsefeathers. Flew over my head. *five seconds later* "We regret to inform you Anthony Rizzo is the Zodiac Killer." That's twice now that Tom Ricketts has dodged that bullet.
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Whoa. I have zero memory of that.
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I'm not.
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NL Central: Reds, Pirates and others
Sammy Sofa replied to Hairyducked Idiot's topic in General Baseball Talk
He's the guy now wondering if Thames' September numbers are indicative of him figuring things out after everyone else figured him out. Sure, that .447 BABiP is TOTALLY sustainable, my dude. -
Poverty ages you. Theo had to be dragged out of the room before he started screaming about paying old people too much money.
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I'm pretty sure Quintana is actually 48.
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My dad woke me up to break the news to me and I cried like a bitch I was definitely hurling some, "but WHY's?!?" at my dad when he was explaining it to me. I couldn't even process why the Cubs wouldn't pay him whatever he wanted.
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This really should be his new status.
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the warriors didnt trade for durant The best part is that he took his time to post that.
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Heyward's walkup music should just be Chopin's funeral march. Hey, if he miraculously remembers how to hit, it'll still sound bad ass. Win-win.
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Please just copy and paste for the rest of us, thanks.
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Until I saw they changed the angle for some of the other players, too, I thought they did it for Heyward to stop showing that the balls he was hitting would just be soft flyouts.
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Man, Heyward sucking is such a foregone conclusion he didn't show up in the poll or the discussion yet.
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Well, horsefeathers, TI is old as dirt.
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[expletive], the Maddux thing still hurts. I was 13, and that was my first moment of real Cubs heartbreak where it was, like, "horsefeathers, maybe this team really is fucked."
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Yeah, but most of these guys have immortal legacies as Cubs already even if they never played again. You're good. Till they get accused of rape or domestic violence or sexual harassment, etc.
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I always picture Borowski as being much heftier than he was. Must've been the sweating.
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Skinny Z was NOT COOL. Coke was a little heavy and Motte was, I think, just dirty and wore sloppy, baggy uniforms. I forgot about Cahill; he was definitely a chunkster.
