Sammy Sofa
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Just get a run in, you tinyfaced champion. -
If Rizzo dongs, I'll start building his statue right now.
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And strike 3 was embedded in his kneecap.
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According to Gameday, Almora just swing at a pitch in his thighs for strike 2.
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What the hell is that A Bote.
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So they should keep using Almora as is. Glad that's settled!
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Have the Cubs had back to back dongs yet this season?
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Billy Hamilton must be like a kid trying to fall asleep on Xmas Eve when he knows he plays the Cubs the next day.
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Alright, THIS time I'm calling a majestic Schwarber dong. PREPARE YOURSELVES.
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Who are you replacing him with? Literally anyo-OH MY GOD, IT'S YOU. This is the funniest damn bit ever; you horsefeathering hate everything about the Cubs except the things that everyone else is fed up with.
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And with that dong, the Reds now have hit as many as the Cubs.
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Maybe if this turd salad's ERA finally gets over 5 Theo will come to his senses and stop horsefeathering sending him out there.
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It's insane, this guy's taint.
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Reds vs. the Cubs these days:
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Fortunately the Cubs only have it slightly tougher against the Padres and Giants.
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2018 Game Thread Starters
Sammy Sofa replied to Sammy Sofa's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
I sent a PM to PackLandVA, and he was around during yesterday's game, so hopefully he will come through. If he doesn't have one up in the next 3-4 hours, it's all you. -
Sure, in that Braves/Diamondbacks neighborhood. Good, but still very beatable. I was a lot more worried at this time last year.
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Though the 2018 Cubs are in a much better position in the division than the 2017 Brewers, too. Those dumb humps aren't going to keep being 1-run wonders all season.
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You're doing this a LOT lately: viewtopic.php?f=26&t=2242
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I was playing with fire since he does still show up occasionally, so I arguably jinxed the whole thing. Shoulda gone with da Bum or forstwyrm or Paladin Cecil. Ah, hell; here's Paladin Cecil anyway:
