Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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If you're gonna drop some Disney [expletive] on us, at least have him doing something epic like shooting Bambi's mom.
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Ye olde ball and chain.
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Now that one just makes him look like a nice, loyal friend helping his buddy out. just like he was helping out his friend hitler blow up the hindenburg, right? Help, nothing. That was him gloating and forcing Hitler to witness the horror. Look how sad Hitler looked over his blimp blowing up. Soriano is just such a dick that he even made the world's most evil man cry.
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Hitler gets an update on the 2009 Cubs
Sammy Sofa replied to Little Slide Rooter's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
When will this meme ever die? -
Now that one just makes him look like a nice, loyal friend helping his buddy out.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAH! Awesome.
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"Soriano Family" is more accurate.
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Re: Sale of Cubs to Ricketts Complete (p. 15)
Sammy Sofa replied to 17 Seconds's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
I come to this board looking for a little sympathy from my fellow Cub fans, and look what I get. Thoughts and prayers. -
Does this broad have jaundice?
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I'm enjoying it.
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What the funk.
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One Molina hits with the power of all three.
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WHAT THE [expletive].
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Pujols, you big fat anus. They should have started Haren.
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Damn that jacket.
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Soriano is going to murder all of these people.
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Am I the only one that saw that the game itself wasn't going to start until 7:30? That's been said all along.
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I agree with the Lilly thing. I would be upset if Pujols wasn't booed at a Wrigley Field All-Star game. Exactly. The Cardinals/Cubs rivalry is one of the oldest in baseball. I'd be let down if players from either weren't booed if the ASG is hosted at one of their stadiums. MATT KUNTZ FTW.
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Love the booing of Lilly. Wouldn't have it any other way. Marquis being there is absurd.
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Karma.
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They're not going to get Halladay.
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Nicely done.
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So evil he only needs his ear to use the axe.
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IS THERE ANYTHING HE WON'T DESTROY?!?
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Maybe the anti-Soriano crowd have been on to something in regards to the dark side of Soriano's personality. Behind the smiles and the friendly facade lurks a soulless monster the likes of which the Cubs haven't seen since Todd Walker: http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/madhops_42/sorianochallenger.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v198/rocketsaucetd/mansonfamily1_0.jpg http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h273/IowaTD/sorianojaws.jpg http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/2649/lincoln.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v198/rocketsaucetd/sorianoabughraib.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v198/rocketsaucetd/mlk.jpg http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/2171/oklahoma.jpg http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h273/IowaTD/soriano911.jpg http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h273/IowaTD/sorianonam.jpg http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h273/IowaTD/sorianotitanic.jpg http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h273/IowaTD/sorianolennon.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/suleyman21/pearlharbor_headline.jpg HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER. He's clearly worn out this season from his neverending spree of time-travel and MURDER.
