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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Is there any other kind? No idea. I figured an inflamed appendix could be found in a physical that wasn't about to burst. I do not know how these things work.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    I love you, Soriano.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    B-B-B-ut he should hit 7th in the optimized lineup! Come on, man.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Give me what I want, Aramis.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Well it is April. http://calmdowntom.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Rage21.jpg
  6. Sammy Sofa
    "We?" Don't lump us in with the hackery of a few.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Was this an emergency appendectomy?
  8. Sammy Sofa
    he's okay. he's just amazing against the cubs. .442/.525/.635 in 62 PA's against us :-( No, he's just awesome in general. sulley's been winning the Hater's Ball for years now.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, I thought that hesitation was gonna kill him. He was paying too much attention to what was behind him and needed to be focusing more on DeJesus.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    HOOOOORAAAAAAAAAAAAY PIRATES!!! Take that turn a little quicker next time, Starlin.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    HOORAY CASTRO.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Speaking of hack jokes....
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Holy crap, Lyle Overbay is alive.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    McCutchen is pretty damn awesome.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Swinging k for out #2.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Ahhhhh, yes. [expletive] you, Theriot.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Did the Pirates tweak their black jerseys for this year? I'm liking how they look.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Yeesh. That is quite the ghoul in the throwback Pirates cap being shown while they listed the Bucco's lineup.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    It's up to the Cubs.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Just buy an Old Style beer huggy. No one will know the difference. Well, I have to use the Cubs beer huggy/cozy/whatever that he gave me. It's quite the conundrum.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Oh God, I'm drinking a bottle of Old Style for my old man since he couldn't make it into town for the game and that's kind of his thing on opening day...and it's so, so bad. COME ON, DAD. Pick a better beer because I'm going to have to do this for the rest of my life.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    I know "stitched together by tornado survivors" shouldn't be hilarious, but come on. That sounds like something from a Mr. Show sketch.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    I'm sorry, Darwin Barney being announced in the starting lineup is just bonkers.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Castro gets the Star Wars theme.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Surprisingly loud ovation for Marshall.
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