Sammy Sofa
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Man, this ump is stank. AND HOW DID RIZZO NOT ANNIHILATE THAT 2-0 FASTBALL. -
And it's always bull horsefeathers when abusers act like the right thing to do is to "move on," or "put this behind them." No, you need to own up to this horsefeathers and forever be trying to maybe, MAYBE make up one iota of the horsefeathers you did by trying your damnedest to grow the horsefeathers up, never do this horsefeathers again, and do whatever you can to make amends. Playing horsefeathering good baseball should be way down your list of priorities, you selfish horsefeathers. God, this idiot is so horsefeathering dumb. It's horsefeathering infuriating that the organization is fostering this garbage.
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Plus Tiger's whole thing is horsefeathers he did to himself. Yeah, it sucks he cheated on his wife, but the balls on Russell to compare himself to Woods' situations are absurd. Injury, infidelity and addiction aren't the same as willfully abusing your loved ones, you disingenuous, oblivious horsefeathers.
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Don't even bother reading it. It's astonishingly terrible, from top to bottom. The comparisons he and Russell make for this horsefeathers storm are absurdly bad.
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No horsefeathering way. I thought that was your gimmick! My dreams are shattered.
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(He's just funnin' ya)
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What are those numbers without that lazy infield pop fly that the wind (and bad defense) turned into a double? I do not feel any encouragement. .214 .353 .235 .578 https://youtu.be/hf5FRPfGiC8
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BUT...let's inject some hope. Bryant's numbers for the last week: .286 .412 .429 .840 And a BAbip of .364 for a guy with a career BAbip of .340.
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It's horsefeathering breaking my heart that this is still a legit thing: [dropshadow=blue]The Kris Bryant Games Without a Dong-o-Meter[/dropshadow]: [glow=red][fade]18 GAMES AND COUNTING[/fade][/glow]
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KB deserves to bat lower than 9 Someone needs to 'shop this so it looks like they're all screaming in terror:
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I mean, Mormons are basically the nerds of the religious world.
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He can be both.
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I'm pretty sure I cried until snot was pouring out of my nose during every game I played in and I've just blocked out the trauma.
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He's just jealous that Harper shows up his horsefeathers beard.
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I hope to someday become a fan of Joe Maddon riding his stupid bike into the river.
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NL Central: Reds, Pirates and others
Sammy Sofa replied to Hairyducked Idiot's topic in General Baseball Talk
Also another great one for the case for Robot Umps. -
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He really is just Michael Scott.
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Additional counterpoint: Maddon is a horsefeathering clown, and I guaren-damn-tee you a big part of these gripes is it irks him that a "fun" part of the game is something that doesn't involve his [expletive] regional manager team building nonsense.
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What the hell do we call a hot take that is somehow also insanely boring? Because that's what this is.
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Kris Bryant is awesome and we were always right to love him
Sammy Sofa replied to Brian's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
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Kris Bryant is awesome and we were always right to love him
Sammy Sofa replied to Brian's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
And "it's only April22nd/been X number of games" doesn't count, dammit. -
Kris Bryant is awesome and we were always right to love him
Sammy Sofa replied to Brian's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Off days are boring and stink, so I'm placating myself by checking out the Cubs' individual splits on BR. Almost everyone is looking pretty, pretty, pretty, pri-tay good in some way...except for Bryant. Someone smarter at baseball than me make me feel better by pointing out some things that I'm missing when I end up bummed out by consistently mediocre his splits seem to be so far.
