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  1. Cartoon animal fetish.
  2. I've already started praying to it.
  3. Yes, he's also WeGotWood, KingKongvs.Godzilla, Conky and now this newest psycho.
  4. Agreed. I have a lot of opinions about a lot of guys in the NFL (guys I love, guys I hate), so I have a rooting interest in a lot of games... and yet I still just can't make myself sit down for three and a half hours to watch non-Bears football. I feel similarly about that, but I don't think it's because the NFL's a crappy product. It's just because I have better things to do than watch non-Panthers games on Sundays. That's a damn dirty lie, Andrian.
  5. First off you are wrong about getting all three. Miami event get the 3 max deals n they had purged their roster of everything but I think Mario chalmers. Iirc we could get a full max an under the max and still keep rose and Noah. An the rest of the post is wrong. NBA players like Miami for reasons other than Mickey arison, pat Riley and whoever their fan base is. Chicago cannot change climates, geographical features or club scenes to entice free agents. I think you are completely missing the reasons these guys wanna play here they wan to play. Also we have the reiging MVP, won 62 games and played a respectable ECF series against a legit great team. With our centerpiece bing 23 years old we have already eclipsed the pinnacle reached by the 80s an early 90s caves teams an I soil say our floor is to hav a 90s Knicks-like run. "You boys been doin' a bit a boozin', have ya? Suckin' back on Grandpa's old cough medicine?"
  6. What's your pet theory on this? I have no idea, but stamping your face and shouting they're stupid!! doesn't seem to be working. I don't see any shouting in here, at all. No stamping of faces either. You do like your embellishments when it comes to this stuff. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection SSR isn't at the Tim Wise level of projection, but he's pretty far up there. A Tim Wise slam? You're fired.
  7. Love the leering guy dressed for Vegas.
  8. I don't give a fudge about the HoF thing. PS-I love breaking gooney.
  9. It leads and has lead to meatball conclusions a la "Eli is the better Manning." Meatbaaaaaaaaaalllllll. Meatbawllz. Eli's a good QB. Meatballs declare more than that. Y'know how they had that "Elis is better than Brees" misunderstanding on the other page? That's meatballs for real because of "the big moments."
  10. I dont' know what he's referring to specifically, but leading late 4th quarter TD drives to win the Super Bowl are the types of things that can make you an immortal in the sporting world, and probably qualify as moments, you dope. Yes, the meatballs of the sporting world, hence Broadway Joe. We've now come full circle, and I appreciate your support.
  11. Yes. Collect and spend to collect better things...Ever check out how much prime star+ talent can hit the MLB FA market over the next 3-4 years? No doubt Justin Upton will eventually be traded...Felix Hernandez....A Zimmerman? That'd be sweet, especially the 3B one....Tim Lincecum...Stud talent will hit the trade market because teams might prefer the prospects to the picks. There will be a Josh Beckett trade. Maybe even two if Luck and Skill keep having threesomes with Theo. Oh God...you're back. He never left.
  12. I highlighted the "moments" comment, you goon. That's a horrible argument.
  13. Do you have Romo in the hall of fame? Whaaaaa? He has similar/better stats than Manning. There's plenty of room between the "rings are what matters" crowd and completely ignoring them in favor of stats. Romo has been on pretty solid teams and has one playoff win in the Wild Card round before getting housed by the Vikings in a game where he had 4 turnovers. Eli has won two Super Bowls and had some pretty big moments. Come on. it's not baseball. So now we're moving into Broadway Joe territory.
  14. There's something pretty terrible happening on the field, too.
  15. You also risk not selling him as high as you could if you move him now; contract length is not uber alles. Risk is fun!
  16. Though to be fair, it would be a very Loria thing to do to just fill up a bunch of plexiglass tanks and fill them with tap water and no temperature control and just keep piling up the fish corpses.
  17. Are the tanks at Sea World pet store size? Plenty of them are, you pallid goon. You'll find such things at many, many water parks and aquariums. Just accept the fail.
  18. Yeah, places like Sea World are just a daily aquatic holocaust.
  19. The countdown until your next message board relapse is underway. What will send you over the edge this time?
  20. Probably.
  21. Wait, why are you so convinced that last year is the "outlier" and not the year before?
  22. Something sure is.
  23. Oh, so it's a one and done sort of thing. Yeah, two nights of drinking effectively negates everything before. Great job!
  24. YEAH, WAY TO NOT KICK THE [expletive] OUT OF ADDICTION, YOU [expletive].
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