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  1. Sammy Sofa
    ... When has a team ever NOT celebrated a walk-off win?
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Meh. It's an older team with guys like Jeter, Granderson and Swisher hitting out of their minds to start the season. "The whole team looks like everyone is the best shape of their lives" means exactly diddly squat, especially when you're talking about so many starting position players past their peak. Their team OPS is a good 80 points higher right now than what they managed the last two years.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Hahahahahahaah!! Soto's face is killing me.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Lies! A 12-pitch LaHair walk is a rare thing. It's like spotting the Loch Ness Monster with a winning lottery ticket in its mouth as you get struck by lightning. Savor it!
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, I kinda just assumed they were going to win after that amazing LaHair AB.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    The [expletive]? It's basically the same lineup they've been putting out there for the last two seasons plus Martin.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, this is when I really don't care how bad the team is; wins like this are always fun.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Jesus Christ, Garza is just dying to shaving cream-bomb everyone.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    That was [expletive] fun.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Channel 10 on Comcast in Chicago, but it's not on the channel listings.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    What channel is this game on? All I have on Comcast are the stupid Blackhawks and their stupid dumb hockey for jerks.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Garcia's a leftie, so of course LaHair isn't in there. Out of who is left is basically a toss-up as to whether you bat Soriano or Soto 4th.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    more like walt jr's blowed up challenger [expletive]. That's perfect.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Walter White's Aztek.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Sure, if he can, but that's not too likely right now. Bottom line, there's really no rush to get rid of Soto.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    He's not worth much right now, so I really don't see how you can be worried that he'll kill his value down the line.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/clapping/busey_clapping.gif
  19. Sammy Sofa
    You make yourself sound like a total idiot when you say this garbage. Just because I don't lay out every conceivable option doesn't lead to your goofball conclusion that I'm only considering the ones I've mentioned. If you're so stupid that you need everything spelled out for you, then we're not going to get along very well because I'm not going to stoop to that level. Still you completely miss the point: never has anyone implied they want you to "spell everything out." The point is that YOU MAKE THINGS UP and then try to demand that people choose between only two arbitrary options in your ridiculous, made-up scenario. "Spelling things out" would just mean you'd be posting even more, and nobody wants that.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    dave, you continually present these made-up scenarios that paint poster's opinions here as some kind of black and white, either/or options; that you pretend like you don't do this when you've done it twice in this very thread just makes you that much more dull and unimportant.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    I understand/care little about what you think things mean.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    If we're doing the mythical awesome rotation then you have to fit a healthy Guzman in there.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    ARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH, GREY AREA!!!!!
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Jesus Christ, does Garza just not exist for some of you people?
  25. Sammy Sofa
    What are you defining as a long while? Better part of last year Incorrect: http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/split.cgi?id=sotoge01&year=2011&t=b#month
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