Sammy Sofa
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Who, Russell? Len said he had pitched the last three games.
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Wow.
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This team is about to be 65-109 under their watch. The fact that they aren't scrambling to save their jobs show that holding off accountability is exactly what they are doing. Really? They should be "scrambling to save their jobs" two weeks into their second season? You're so transparently tedious.
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Now I want this tied to see them run out of pitchers.
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It's gonna take awhile. 2015 could become 2016 next year and 2017 the year after that. Just close enough to keep some of the fans calm, far enough away to fend of accountability. God, you can't even be negative right; why would they bother riding that out? If this team is mediocre or sucks after 2015 I could easily see Theo or Hoyer or both quitting. Instead you have to go right back to your stupid, smelly "they want a [expletive] team for some fat reason I don't actually believe" nonsense. I'll walk you through this. "2015 could become 2016 next year" That'd be 2014. "and 2017 the year after that" That'd be 2015. So if this team is still mediocre or sucks in 2015, no, I don't think they'll just walk away. As long as they keep the prospects moving slow enough (not that it isn't a good thing to do that), they can hold off accountability through 2015, I'd guess. "Holding off accountability" isn't a thing, you monstrous gorilla. If the team is stays garbage for 4-5 years after they've been here I see it much more likely they walk. "Holding off accountability" is what people scrambling to save their jobs are doing. These guys didn't come here with that kind of necessity.
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It's gonna take awhile. 2015 could become 2016 next year and 2017 the year after that. Just close enough to keep some of the fans calm, far enough away to fend of accountability. God, you can't even be negative right; why would they bother riding that out? If this team is mediocre or sucks after 2015 I could easily see Theo or Hoyer or both quitting. Instead you have to go right back to your stupid, smelly "they want a shitty team for some fat reason I don't actually believe" nonsense.
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One stupid [expletive] pitch to stupid [expletive] Hunter [expletive] Pence.
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So [expletive] annoying.
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Oh my [expletive].
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Alright, I'm in the other room so all I hear is the booth yelling and turn to see Camp facedown and I figured he was dead.
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Hahahahahhahaaa! Really? 1 PA is all it took?
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Jesus [expletive] Christ, that's twice today he's looked like a goober striking out swinging at that.
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They'd just walk Rizzo. No point I was completely kidding but looking back... It would have still be a terrible decision.
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I think DeJesus single handedly took something like 35 pitches today.
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A walkoff would be a great capper to a great day at the plate, DeJesus.
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This is ending in this half of the inning. I promise it. If it doesn't I'll sacrifice neely for the collective good.
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Always a safe bet to despise anyone named "Hunter."
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Turned out to be a lot colder than expected, plus a bunch left when they blew the lead; it was pretty full.
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Yessssssssss.
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Well done, Marmol.
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Sappelt can't even be impressively bad like Lillibridge; he just stinks in a really boring way.
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Thank you, tiny one.
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Too cruel, even for him. i got banned 2 weeks because i said i hoped he died in real life Really? [expletive], I salute you taking the bullet.
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i was really hoping he was going to keep going with the chopper thing and just make up even more ridiculous facts that she would believe http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/NewsRadioComplete2.jpg "Guzziza Nils Doofus!" why can't i place this? i thought i knew every newsradio joke
