Sammy Sofa
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Alright, I'm in the other room so all I hear is the booth yelling and turn to see Camp facedown and I figured he was dead. -
Hahahahahhahaaa! Really? 1 PA is all it took?
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Jesus [expletive] Christ, that's twice today he's looked like a goober striking out swinging at that.
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They'd just walk Rizzo. No point I was completely kidding but looking back... It would have still be a terrible decision.
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I think DeJesus single handedly took something like 35 pitches today.
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A walkoff would be a great capper to a great day at the plate, DeJesus.
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This is ending in this half of the inning. I promise it. If it doesn't I'll sacrifice neely for the collective good.
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Always a safe bet to despise anyone named "Hunter."
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Turned out to be a lot colder than expected, plus a bunch left when they blew the lead; it was pretty full.
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Yessssssssss.
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Well done, Marmol.
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Sappelt can't even be impressively bad like Lillibridge; he just stinks in a really boring way.
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Thank you, tiny one.
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Too cruel, even for him. i got banned 2 weeks because i said i hoped he died in real life Really? [expletive], I salute you taking the bullet.
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i was really hoping he was going to keep going with the chopper thing and just make up even more ridiculous facts that she would believe http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/NewsRadioComplete2.jpg "Guzziza Nils Doofus!" why can't i place this? i thought i knew every newsradio joke
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Too cruel, even for him.
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Malt liquor ad?
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Why have you forsaken us, Koyie Hill?
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GET MY ANNOYING OLD AUNT WHO I AVOID SEEING OUT OF THE BOOTH.
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You heard it here first, folks: FA are only ever available to the Cubs if they suck.
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Len was sure to mention that she lives in the 'burbs. Wheeeeeeeeee.
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THIS ISN'T FUN, PAT.
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Miracle.
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More bad luck which hurts when your team isn't that good. How many wild pitches can we have in an inning? You know what hurts a lot more than bad luck? Walking guys. Thus the "when your team isn't that good." aspect. The team isn't pitching.
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WHAT THE [expletive].
