Sammy Sofa
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Well, also given their recent OL drafting history, that's an emphatic no.
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Mmmmm, sexy. -
The Bears making a run to outdo that classic Jets montage, except the stupid fans can't even be bummed out right.
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Wait, this meth head-looking freak is actually Howie Long's kid? What the [expletive] is this.
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What the [expletive] just happened? WHY DID YOU DO THIS.
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You think "Valbuena haters" are a thing. I don't care if it's him or Stewart at 3B for the time being so long as one of them can be not terrible.
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Michael Shannon and Bill Murray-power.
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BEAST. Dear Stanton: I heart you. Please forgive us and choo-choo-choose us.
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FINISH HIM.
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http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lys4daez0f1ro52p0o1_500.png
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http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/stop.gif *Applauds*
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Man, I love Castillo's arm.
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MIRACLE!!!!
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Great, so he's back to his walk everybody/be really hittable-mode.
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RAGING ANUS.
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A year from now, will we see Valbuena as a more important and brilliant pickup than Rizzo? Why do you say such awful, awful things?
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Christ, just pretend it's the 8th or something, Carmol.
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That's some good LULZ.
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FOR THE LOVE OF PETE, GIVE ME A CLOSER.
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Schierholtz' success is fun and all, but can't Rizzo suck away his lifeforce like some kind of baseball vampire or something?
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Please stop, Rizzo. Please, God....just stop.
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I'm pretty sure Juan Pierre is just a corpse: http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/mlb/players/full/4486.png&w=350&h=254
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Ugh, I'd rather eat toenails than watch a [expletive] draft.
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Sweet, only 35 pitches to get through one [expletive] inning against the Marlins.
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*Weeps lustily*
