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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Why?
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Not until his suits look like they were made by the Joker and Arsenio Hall.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Also: did not know there was such a thing as a "popular Chicago stripper," as in a stripper somehow more famous than the other strippers. Is she a porn star or something? Is there such a thing as Chicago porn? I NEED ANSWERS.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Man, this guy is dumb, even by pro athlete standards.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Well, that's how they won the war.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Nay, an entire SPORT (if you can call it that).
  7. Sammy Sofa
    That's how much better they are; it only took one team to put an entire league to shame.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Can't we just somehow blame that big bald prick for this?
  9. Sammy Sofa
    He's an [expletive], but he's an [expletive] with a great beard. So YOU can have your random hockey player who isn't famous at all.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    I swear to [expletive] God.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Jesus, I forgot about the thumb; for some reason I was thinking it was the Giants game where he ended up with like 8 concussions.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Weird. It's like that whole "protecting the quarterback" thing is kind of important.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    To put it another way: subtract the commies and the NHL is mostly a collection of hilarious face pubes come playoff-time.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    And yes, I know SOME hockey players can actually grow beards; most of them look like unwashed meth addicts when they try to pull it off. The Blackhawks mostly looked like outtakes from Heavy Metal Parking Lot, whereas the Red Sox are parading out beard upon magnificent beard.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    I mean, yeah, sure, I'm sure people DO prefer disgusting, patchy collections of wispy facial stubble vs. majestic full beards, but those people are creeps.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    To be fair, MLB playoff beards are SO much better than NHL playoff beards.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    EVERYTHING'S COMING UP N&G.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Sonofa.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    I like you.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    They couldn't stop Washington without five of the starters on D. Six if you count Peppers being invisible. Hoping/pining for a bunch of oft-injured players makes you feel better? They're mostly old, declining or seemingly injury-prone, so them coming back doesn't really do much to allay my concerns for both this season or going forward.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    The ref raging is hilarious, but come on...this defense is a big fat bag of rotted meat and broken bones. They couldn't stop WASHINGTON.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Meanwhile it's rumored that Tom Ricketts figured out how to buy a bunch of peanuts with the $20 he found under the couch.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    I feel like any such rumors are just the internet version of UK doing Pee-Wee's "I say we let him go!" schtick.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    No kidding. This seemed like a really odd time to mock the guy for an opinion like that. He's a pitcher. And Almora is an oft-injured kid. Yeah, he COULD work out, but right now it's not like picking Wacha over him is some ridiculous idea.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    No kidding. This seemed like a really odd time to mock the guy for an opinion like that.
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