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  1. Sammy Sofa
    What decade was this? Lousy Smarch weather...
  2. Sammy Sofa
    If only Steve Stone had gotten that GM spot he so sweatily lusts for.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    But seriously, I am super happy that neely is back and baseball is back.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    How about you stop assuming that people here have no idea how to or any inkling to look up player splits. Presenting basic stuff that everyone has seen isn't the devastating insight you think it is. I mean, for one, you don't even seem to understand how seasonal stats work; players are of course going to typically fluctuate to end up with the numbers they end up with. And comparing Valbuena and Barney's lifetime stats assumes they've had similar career tracts and that they are similar players.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    I can't wait until Chris Davis turns out to be a sentient bag of farts.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    LOOK DEEPER, TT.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    That's weird, because everyone can't stand you.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    It's amazing that THAT'S the conclusion you take away from this.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    I'm not slamming the guy; seeing his breathless text reminds that Opening Day is right around the corner! He's like an adorable mascot.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Oh [expletive], it's neely. He's like the Punxsutawney Phil of the regular season. Baseball is almost here!
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, but if you're going by ST sample size he's going to hit something like 50 home runs.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    If Olt is playing well enough to be considered a loss, I don't think he'd lose any playing time to Javy. As for Valbuena, yeah, he's having an awesome spring, but I'm certainly not expecting him to be much more than he has been, which is a low BA guy with decent pop and good discipline. I mean, I guess he's better than Barney at the plate, so your point still stands in that Javy wouldn't be replacing a COMPLETE black hole. Well, unless Castro is broken.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Good Lord, I must have completely blocked that out. It's like you just unlocked a repressed traumatic memory.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    I really just want to start going as much as I can again.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Are you going to the opener or did someone else in your group grab those? I put in less money so Opening Day is never mine barring a miracle, but I'm going the next day. I'm more happy I managed to get the Yankee games and the ones with the Dodgers.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    I would kill for the old Dugout archives to be available, just so I could find the awesome one where they realized Yankees-era Farnsworth looked like a coked up Chris Sabo.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Baseball is just a week away and I am finally feeling ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    You figure that out when you have to; Alcantara isn't pushing anyone out of the way right now, and Valbuena definitely isn't.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Why would you trade him? If he's working you want him. Bryant can go to the outfield and Baez can stay at SS or move to 2B. Yeah, and defensively, that would be ideal too. Right. Valbuena is nice, but he's either a placeholder or a guy you settle for because the ideally better options didn't work out.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Why would you trade him? If he's working you want him. Bryant can go to the outfield and Baez can stay at SS or move to 2B.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    They're not going to have to pull that stupid mascot; the response from kids so far seems to have been plenty positive, so who gives a [expletive]? He'll keep showing up charity events and whatnot and have his spot at Wrigley for kids to go see him...who gives a [expletive] if a bunch of dolts are booing a cartoon bear?
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Chris Paul plays for the Sixers now? Go sit down.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Olt grounds out to 3B.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Rizzo RBI double (Barney has, of course, walked twice today, fueling meaty meatball boners everywhere).
  25. Sammy Sofa
    This seems depressingly like a very familiar precursor to the season that awaits. IT'S JUST ONE ST GAME.
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