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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Good. I hope all of the bad things in life happen to him and nobody else.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    I haven't quite waffled back that way today. Wait until Cashner gives up the first run.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Between the hair and the beard and the stupid camo he looks like a refugee from Duck Dynasty.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    http://www.quickmeme.com/img/f1/f155aeaa7fc14206f2bb74e6a35632892e4f5d2a62f30db9559af4de34cd7a9d.jpg
  5. Sammy Sofa
    By then it was just adjusted "oh [expletive], maybe they'll at least not lose 100 games again"-hope. That Rizzo HR had me momentarily drunk on "maybe they'll win 75-80 games and I'll own a mansion and a yacht"-hope.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    I kinda hate seeing that, because it was basically the peak of "hey, maybe this year won't be THAT bad!"
  7. Sammy Sofa
    [Milhouse]QUIT COPYING ME.[/Milhouse]
  8. Sammy Sofa
    That's an obvious stat (well, the first part), and you've sunk to praising Al Yellon. Think about what you've become, Kyle.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    This is true.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Left some pitches up but the stuff was so nasty he could get away with it. If we have seven relievers better than him, we're in good shape. http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/3363474/simpsons-awkward-collar-pull-o.gif Baez having a poopy inning on defense.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    "Is it difficult dealing with all of the passion?"
  12. Sammy Sofa
    I am demanding to know which asshat is pitching like these guys demanding to know who is not wearing the ribbon: http://www.unifiedpatriots.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/seinfeld-aids-ribbon.jpg
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit, he went 2-0 and I automatically thought I was going to finally get so see him murder live.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    For a moment it looked in doubt whether he would make it first to third on a double. Yeah, he took the corner around 2B and there was some huffin'. Then he had a real solid fat guy-trot home on the sac fly. I think he is going to help bring them an amazing haul in a sexy, sexy trade.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Alcantara 2-run HR.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Kalish 3-3.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Vogelwalk followed by some Vogelspeed.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    CASTRO WALKED.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Dman, I completely forgot they picked up Coghlan.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    I can easily buy that they'd be bigger fans of international soccer because of how much easier it is to follow now, but that they'd turn to a garbage product like MLS is just sad.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Your face is unrelentingly bad.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, given the timeframe we're talking about I just do not get how it could be anyone else but Sammy. The only other person who was consistently awesome was Sandberg, but he was a boring sentient fart with the nonsense of the "retirement."
  23. Sammy Sofa
    It's going to sound unbearably "hipster baseball fan-ish," but I was never a big Sandberg fan as a kid. Yeah, I loved that the Cubs had him and respected him as a player (as much as a dumb kid can respect anything), but for whatever reason I don't remember going out of my way to get his cards or have posters or whatever like I did for guys like Dunston or Dawson or even Grace (yeeeeeesh).
  24. Sammy Sofa
    It works on so many levels!
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