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  1. Sammy Sofa
    That anus made about $10 million playing pro ball and capped it off with two WS-winning teams to end his career. There is no God. "SUCKS TO BE YOU, QUEERBO!" http://www.csnbayarea.com/sportsnetBayArea/thumbnails/Sportsnet_-_Pacific_Associates/55/350/3.1_R_THERIOT_1500MP4_640x360_2204474911.jpg
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    I made him use a homophobic slur because you totally know that he does it ALL THE TIME.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    "Sorcery, bra." http://www.tractioncse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Ryan-Theriot.jpg god just look at his stupid face "Psh, whatever. Keep drinking that Haterade, [expletive]." http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/IzZwlg4vql4/sddefault.jpg
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    Bringing this back to more pleasant topics...my favorite Cub besides Aramis post Sammy and pre-Castro? Ted motherfucking Lily. That blank-eyed pyscho was very pleasant surprise. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9Bmaq23Hpe8/S9GwNQHMuoI/AAAAAAAABnA/Fg8hWA-Be4I/s1600/Threat+Level+Ted+2.jpg
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    "Sorcery, bra." http://www.tractioncse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Ryan-Theriot.jpg
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    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxtlplXqTP1qjec5zo1_500.png
  7. Sammy Sofa
    This is the sign that's going to be facing the rooftops: http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2qja8R1dt1rp7p4po1_500.png
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Thinking more about the Theriot hate, I think one of the big things is that he was SO douchey, yet it did not translate to talent at all like it should have. So many great players are complete pricks, and Theriot certainly was at an all star-level in terms of how unlikable he was, yet somehow he just completely sucked, which made him even MORE unlikable.
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    http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwkel1xIJi1qh59n0o1_500.gif
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    Month PA OPS HR K% BB% Apr 63 .617 3 35% 6% May 119 .738 4 34% 7% Jun 116 .815 4 29% 9% Jul 50 .823 3 26% 10% http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/37381-damn-good-stuff-sir-gif-2v8z.gif
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Sale is REALLY [expletive] fun to watch. I've subjected myself to more White Sox games than is healthy checking out his starts.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Let the man smoke. Part time, but his numbers last year were a lot better than I was expecting.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    North 1 CubinNY 0 That's [expletive]. North didn't say anything everyone else was also saying about Junior's real problem, making contact. Your [expletive] hero was going on about his fly ball average and whatnot about his power. Junior Lake's struggles are the same ones he always had and everyone knew about, North's verbal masturbation included. I'll bet you were sweating as you typed this. I was sweating trying to read it Hahahahah
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Bob Howry gets a raw deal from Cubs fans.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    DiamondMind blows goats. I have proof.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    North 1 CubinNY 0 That's [expletive]. North didn't say anything everyone else was also saying about Junior's real problem, making contact. Your [expletive] hero was going on about his fly ball average and whatnot about his power. Junior Lake's struggles are the same ones he always had and everyone knew about, North's verbal masturbation included. I'll bet you were sweating as you typed this.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    The pitching coach getting trapped between the two hotel doors is my nightmare.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    How dare you laugh at that.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    So three whole examples, one of which turned out well for your team and then on to something that has nothing to with signing a player. My God, how have you been able to stand it. Those are actually 4 examples, dummy. Oh, well that cleary changes everything. Ironclad proof that Chicago fans have it so much worse than other fanbases when waiting for signing or trade news.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    it is embarrassing, but i feel the same way. it'll probably be something like castro and bryant both get hit by pitches and break their wrists at the exact same time. oh man, totally. i actually was considering researching the steel market expecting to find out that there's some historical shortage of steel because that would likely be the next thing to [expletive] this plan up Have all of the prospects travel on separate buses/planes.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    So three whole examples, one of which turned out well for your team and then on to something that has nothing to with signing a player. My God, how have you been able to stand it.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Far too irrelevant and forgettable to be hateable for me. There's very few players I've come to really, really dislike, and even then it's mostly because of what happened after they were on the Cubs or outside of the game, Sandberg and Grace being the two prime examples. Other than that...yeah, Theriot. THAT guy was easy to despise. He was like everything you can't stand about Ryan Braun magnified by a hundred, but minus any of the talent.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Wow, I missed a lot. Len's timing is impeccable.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    What did Rizzo do today?
  25. Sammy Sofa
    That sounds a little less crazy than it did a month ago. Or maybe I'm a little more crazy. He can probably out produce Schierholtz right now. These new Cubans, man...they just jump right in. I know because of his age he didn't play at the levels the others got to, but when he hasn't been hurt he just is pure awesome. Fast track, dammit.
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