What are the chances Ryno takes over after Sweet Lou retires? hopefully 0%, after reading some of his columns on yahoo i don't want him anywhere near the cubs. Interesting. I hadn't read any of those. Judging purely from his playing days I figured he'd be a pretty good option. He'd make a terrible major league manager. Seriously, I'm fully expecting him to do a very, very poor job, and I'd rather have had him scout or be a hitting/fielding coach than an actual manager of a team in our system. He's way too archaic and old-school for my tastes. His Yahoo.com writings look like Joe Morgan chats. Yeah, I'm for someone with no baseball instincts whatsoever that just bases every decision on statistics. The ideal manager wouldn't even need to be in the dugout, really. He could just make phone calls from his mom's basement. I realize you're just using hyperbole to make your point -- but who here is suggesting anything like that? We don't want a guy who separates himself from the game, just a guy who isn't a complete moron when it comes to basic statistics. We dealt with that for 4 years with Dusty, and Sandberg comes across as a jackass in his Yahoo! articles. No thank you. Good for him that he's a minor league manager, but I'd much rather him be a hitting coach -- as has been suggested.