...read this crap: ####://news.bostonherald.com/localRegional/view.bg?articleid=105434 Beantown blows away Windy City By Sean L. McCarthy Tuesday, October 4, 2005 - Updated: 01:16 PM EST Our Sox are better than their Sox. And here's why: FAITHFUL FANS Red Sox: Loyal international fan base bought out all 81 home games before the season began, and sometimes even outnumbered the other team's fans at away games. White Sox: Can't even get loyalty in its own city, where the Chicago Cubs are the A-list team. FAMOUS FANS Red Sox: Author Stephen King, actors Ben Affleck (and new wife Jennifer Garner), Matt Damon, Denis Leary, even Robert Redford. White Sox: Every Chicago celeb we can think of roots for the Cubbies. Except Dennis DeYoung of Styx. Does that count? FRIENDLY FANS Red Sox: Fathers teach their kids to love the game, hate the Yankees and ``wave'' at right fielder Gary Sheffield. White Sox: Fathers teach their kids how to take off their shirts, jump the fence and attack the opposing first-base coach. ESSENTIAL MOVIE Red Sox: ``Fever Pitch'' shows how an obsessed Red Sox fan can find true love and a happy ending as the team wins the Series. White Sox: ``Eight Men Out'' shows how a cheap owner forces his players to take bribes, throw the Series in Black Sox scandal. HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE Red Sox: Fenway Park, home since 1912, made even better by new seats above the Green Monster and a right-field rooftop plaza. White Sox: New Comiskey Park, which replaced classic Comiskey Park in 1991 and was renamed U.S. Cellular Field in 2003. Main attraction is Pontiac FUNdamentals area for kids bored by the home team. OUR WEINERS ARE BETTER THAN YOURS Red Sox: The Fenway Frank – plain, plumped perfection. White Sox: Chicago-style dog buries the meat with tomato slices, banana peppers, dill pickle spears, neon green relish, onions, celery salt and mustard on a poppy seed bun. No wonder ``ER'' is set there. OUTSIDE THE BALLPARK Red Sox: Yawkey Way is a carnival for ticketholders on game days. Lansdowne Street is a club mecca. White Sox: Why, are you looking for trouble? CURSE? Red Sox: Reversed. White Sox: Haven't won a postseason series since 1917. --- Directed at the White Sox, sure, but the whole thing is a huge swipe at Chicago. How could anyone get paid to write such drivel?