I just don’t like the way it sounds. Guardians is a bit of a mouthful. Three syllables is too much for a team name. Athletics Cardinals Diamondbacks Mariners Nationals Orioles Indians
I know what you were thinking when you saw the title. "OMG, COBS GET TO HIT OFF BRANDON! THEY'LL TOTALLY WIN THIS GAME. HE SUCKS." This is not our Brandon. This is a good Brandon. Cubs will lose by at least 8.